I have been meaning to post some of Addy's funny quotes for awhile now. She said something funny today so it reminded me that I wanted to do this. Some of these she said a few months ago, and they're still hilarious!!
This was today after she had misbehaved a little bit:
Addy: Mom, I love you
Me: I love you too Addy
Addy: But sometimes I drive you crazy?
A few weeks ago at Trader Joe's in the check-out line to a 60 year oldish man:
Addy: I Love milk
Grocery man: You do? You should drink it all the time, it's good for you.
Addy: My baby brother doesn't drink my milk. He drinks milk from my mommy's boobies. They're really big, bigger than his head.
(and this is when I get slightly red, I think the grocery guy too).
A few months ago while watching a Yankees game with daddy (A.J. Burnett is the pitcher and he has lots of tattoos on his arms).
Addy: Daddy, look at all of his stamps on his hands. He must have gone potty and washed his hands ALOT today!
The kids at her pre-school would get a stamp every time they went to the bathroom.
And my personal favorite from a few months ago:
Addy: Mommy, I don't like Obama
Me: You don't?
Addy: No, he takes all of my money
Me: Who told you that Addy?
Addy: The old guy on the TV............(pause)...... And daddy.
5 comments:
she is hysterical!!!!!! I was TRULY laughing out loud at all of these - so glad you posted them! Aww I wish we lived closer :(
That would be a great book!
Miss Addy made my day!
The boobies and Obama ones were THE BEST I think I've ever heard. I made Luke read them he he got home...too cute!
I just came across your blog, I have to say your daughter's discussion w/the grocery man is more than adorable...she will prob give you lots more to journal about. keep all these to look back at when she is older, she will really appreciate those stories.
LOVE THE LAST ONE! My favorite too! we call those Vera-ism's at our house! Never know what is going to come out of their little mouths!
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