I have been meaning to post some of Addy's funny quotes for awhile now. She said something funny today so it reminded me that I wanted to do this. Some of these she said a few months ago, and they're still hilarious!!
This was today after she had misbehaved a little bit:
Addy: Mom, I love you
Me: I love you too Addy
Addy: But sometimes I drive you crazy?
A few weeks ago at Trader Joe's in the check-out line to a 60 year oldish man:
Addy: I Love milk
Grocery man: You do? You should drink it all the time, it's good for you.
Addy: My baby brother doesn't drink my milk. He drinks milk from my mommy's boobies. They're really big, bigger than his head.
(and this is when I get slightly red, I think the grocery guy too).
A few months ago while watching a Yankees game with daddy (A.J. Burnett is the pitcher and he has lots of tattoos on his arms).
Addy: Daddy, look at all of his stamps on his hands. He must have gone potty and washed his hands ALOT today!
The kids at her pre-school would get a stamp every time they went to the bathroom.
And my personal favorite from a few months ago:
Addy: Mommy, I don't like Obama
Me: You don't?
Addy: No, he takes all of my money
Me: Who told you that Addy?
Addy: The old guy on the TV............(pause)...... And daddy.
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